[He probably could have called Aizawa across the crystals, but considering recent events combined with his existing distrust of psychic communication to begin with he instead just showed up on Aizawa's doorstep, hoping the man was actually home.]
[He knocked, harder than was probably necessary in his alarm.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
We may have a problem to deal with in regards to Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka.
[While Toshinori is USUALLY very polite (when he isn't poking people in their sleeping bags or dragging them across the floors of ice rinks) he just barges right in as soon as Aizawa has the door open before just pacing around in a circle while spouting verbal diarrhea.]
It's probably nothing to actually worry about but I don't know if it's something we should condone considering we are essentially their guardians while they're here--and they're all good kids and I really don't think they'll do anything to endanger their futures, of course nothing that happens here is supposed to actively affect anything back home--but OH MY GOD how would that work if something did happen, would it go with them or stay or just... blip out of existence??? [Hello Aizawa, this is what your co-teacher looks like when he can't solve a problem by punching it. He grabs his head and shakes it.] Okay, NO, NO, NO that's probably nothing we actually need to worry about because they are good kids, and even if it is, they're not stupid kids--[Aizawa, please stop him. He sounds like Deku only his muttering isn't actually solving anything...]
[Of course Aizawa pauses for a moment, watching Toshinori walk right in pacing around, and just STARES.]
Toshinori.
[He calls out while he's babbling. Okay, he will let the All Might ride it out. Why is he over reacting? He stares blankly. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it.]
Ah... Out of existence, since it's the rule of this world. So logically it--
[He pauses again because Toshinori is still rambling, and looks like he's about to have a mental break down. He tries to speak again, his jaw is hanging. Sighs.]
[He almost just keeps going, but his name finally does register on the last call and he spins to face Aizawa, pinching the bridge of his nose while gesturing with his free hand.]
Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka are living together.
[There. That's the important part.]
I don't... think it's anything--ah--I'm fairly certain it's just platonic, but I don't think their parents would approve--well maybe Young Bakugou's mother wouldn't be worried, she seemed very... ah... easy-going--but we're their guardians here, at least that is how I see it--I can't imagine you feel all that differently [he knows you're secretly a big softie when it comes to the students. He buries his fingers in the mop he calls hair and just scratches his scalp rapidly in frustration.] Do we just ignore it? Do we step in? [Heeeeee's still going :/]
[AND THEN THE MUN REMEMBERED EMOTIONS ARE A THING HERE so please note: Toshinori's hair has been crackling and popping with nervous static electricity, occasionally throwing off sparks everytime he gets worked up again]
[DOUBLE FACEPALM]
She as much said he's just there because he... [He pulls his hands away from his face, frowning.] You know, now that I think of it she didn't say why he had to leave his apartment in the first place...
[Oh hey, there's a couch. He's sitting on it.]
Hnnngh... I don't really like the students spread out the way they are anyway... Not even so much "unsupervised" as much as just... having someone available for... [he flails with another round of sparks flying] for things like whatever the hell caused Bakugou to abandon his damn apartment in the first place.
[Annnnd he dives back into facepalming, elbows leaning on his knees. BEING A TEACHER IS FUCKING HARD. TEENAGERS ARE HARD. THIS WHOLE THING IS HARD.]
[YEAH. He's keeping clear from those statics thanks.]
Have a tea preference?
[It's going to be a long day. Shouta fixes his coffee first before setting a mug down with hot water for Toshinori and a basket of tea bags for him to choose. He leans against the kitchen counter in the meantime listening.]
Even if you tried asking, she probably doesn't know. [And Bakugou wouldn't give a straight answer. Did something scared or annoyed him enough?] It doesn't hurt to keep an eye on them. They seem to be fine.
[He takes a sip of his coffee real quick before continuing.]
By some chance this is some relationship, send them a box of condoms.
[Yes. He said it. Calmly. More coffee.]
So in other words, you want a house for you and the kids to live in together.
[He drags his hands down his face a bit and peeks through his fingers to see what Aizawa has just produced.]
I didn't know you liked tea...
[He reaches forward and rifles through the selection, plucking out a chai tea bag and plopping it in the water to steep, running a hand back through his hair.]
Thanks...
[He listens to the other man, and admittedly starting to calm back down a bit. He nods in agreement as far as Uraraka is concerned. He highly doubted Bakugou gave an explanation either. He bobbed the teabag in the water.]
Yeah... It just came up in conversation...
[He lifted the cup to take an experimental drink.]
Glad to see you're so relaxed about these things!! [He wheezes, tea still managed to go down the wrong pipe--and that gun powdery smell wasn't helping either.] Guess I'm too old fashioned. You're not wrong though!
[He tries to clear his throat, taking another sip of tea (please don't nearly kill him again, Aizawa. Thank you.)]
And yeah... I'd feel a lot better about all of it. Or even if it was just the same building. [He sighs.] Don't get me wrong, I think they are okay on their own, but they shouldn't have to be on their own this young.
[Ok, so maybe he might be taking this more personally than he'd like to admit. But he has reasons okok. And those reasons suck.]
[Sips more coffee. So why does he have some.... hmmm.
Omg that emotion. Shouta's cat ears suddenly perks up from the top of his head alarming. Damn All Might.]
Hormones. [He shrugs.] They're around the stage where they are curious and stuff. You can lecture them all you want, can't stop them all. It would be more logical to just prevent transmitting diseases and early mothers. Understand the dangers before exploring their sexuality.
Hormones are some serious shit at the start.
[Once all has calmed down, his car ears fold forward mending back into his hair.]
How about this, just find an apartment building with enough units. That way they can have their own privacy.
[Perhaps he will ponder more on Aizawa having tea at a later time--he has been thoroughly distracted from its existence by the mortifying thought of giving his students condoms kthx. The shitty part is that it's not a bad idea, he just doesn't want to be the one doing it.]
Aa... I remember, I remember... [Well. More specifically he remembers everyone else around him. He'd been too focused on training to go girl (or boy??) crazy at the time. He honestly didn't get caught up in anything until he was in America and even then he mostly just wound up being drug along for the ride rather than pursuant of anything...]
[And he throws off a few more crackles and sparks coupled with a groan because of the horrific thought of pregnancy there and what might happen to a baby with the way people came and went]
Yes... just... best to be prepared... [He was going to die.]
[BUT OK. HOUSING. BACK TO HOUSING.]
Aa... Do you think they would be agreeable? I imagine push back from Bakugou just on principle. Perhaps Todoroki simply because he has been here the longest and may be attached to his space... [He finally looks up at Aizawa, gesturing around him.] What about you? Are you attached this this spot or would you be willing to relocate to help keep an eye on them?
[Aizawa. He could kiss you right now. But that would probably be weird. So instead just smiles a very relieved smile and seems to relax about ten fold. (Do you hear a fizzing sound? Is that actually the sound of his stress steaming off?)]
Thank you, heh... You're a lot better at this than me... [He runs a hand back through his hair before continuing.] And yes, of course I would ask them. It isn't as though we can really force them to do anything here whether we think it's for their own good or not... hnn...
[He takes a sip of the tea without choking on it this time.]
[Please don't. Yeah, hearing the fizzle sound guess what, black cat-like ears flaps up curiously. Damn emotions. He was able to sip his coffee like this.]
If you're that concerned, just ask them.
[Yes, he would get straight to the point. Yet, he is just smirking at the thought of it. Why? Cause would Toshinori be the type to so that?]
[It takes everything in his power not to spit out his tea again--BUT HE MANAGES--because those sure are fucking cat ears sticking out of Aizawa's hair. DON'T MIND HIM WHILE HE JUST KIND OF STARES FOR A MOMENT.]
Uuuh... [Shit, snap out of it] Right, yes. Right. I should probably just... look for something first...
...
But Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka... just leave them be for now you think? Or...?
[Aizawa stares back. If Toshinori thought the ears were enough, something is swaying behind Aizawa. Something long and dark, like a string swaying left to right.... What could it be? It looks like a dark tail.... it's a dark tail.]
[OK NO, HE'S JUST GOING TO STARE AGAIN. He's seen a lot of the emotional reactions from both himself and others, temperature changes, smells, sounds, elemental effects, fucking explosions. But he hasn't seen anyone grow animal parts. This is new.]
[Swaying tail all so cat like while giving Toshinori a good stare. Aizawa lifts one hand to pat his head. He stops when he touches the ears. He sighs again as he retreats his hand back.]
No. It's the same when you head exploded. You didn't feel much or you wouldn't have a head.
[It's probably a good thing that Aizawa isn't right next to him because Toshinori has the insane urge to reach out to touch the tail because that is just so weird. (Also insanely fitting for some reason all things considered. Also cute but that's neither here nor there...)]
...
Does that happen often? [And here's a stupid awkward grin because, sorry, this is really amusing.]
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[He knocked, harder than was probably necessary in his alarm.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
AIZAWA.
[knock-knock-knock.]
We may have a problem to deal with in regards to Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka.
[knock-knock-knock.]
[OMFG OPEN THE DOOR YOU SLEEP-DEPRIVED HOBO!!!]
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1) Someone was napping.
2) It's his day off.
3) He felt like it.
But after Yagi mentioned the kids.... damn. Okay it must be of concern. Have one sleepy hobo teacher answering the door.]
Do you know what time it is?
[It's probably afternoon. He sighs.]
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It's probably nothing to actually worry about but I don't know if it's something we should condone considering we are essentially their guardians while they're here--and they're all good kids and I really don't think they'll do anything to endanger their futures, of course nothing that happens here is supposed to actively affect anything back home--but OH MY GOD how would that work if something did happen, would it go with them or stay or just... blip out of existence??? [Hello Aizawa, this is what your co-teacher looks like when he can't solve a problem by punching it. He grabs his head and shakes it.] Okay, NO, NO, NO that's probably nothing we actually need to worry about because they are good kids, and even if it is, they're not stupid kids--[Aizawa, please stop him. He sounds like Deku only his muttering isn't actually solving anything...]
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Toshinori.
[He calls out while he's babbling. Okay, he will let the All Might ride it out. Why is he over reacting? He stares blankly. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it.]
Ah... Out of existence, since it's the rule of this world. So logically it--
[He pauses again because Toshinori is still rambling, and looks like he's about to have a mental break down. He tries to speak again, his jaw is hanging. Sighs.]
Toshinori.
[Dammit All might.]
Toshinori!
[Did that get his attention?]
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Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka are living together.
[There. That's the important part.]
I don't... think it's anything--ah--I'm fairly certain it's just platonic, but I don't think their parents would approve--well maybe Young Bakugou's mother wouldn't be worried, she seemed very... ah... easy-going--but we're their guardians here, at least that is how I see it--I can't imagine you feel all that differently [he knows you're secretly a big softie when it comes to the students. He buries his fingers in the mop he calls hair and just scratches his scalp rapidly in frustration.] Do we just ignore it? Do we step in? [Heeeeee's still going :/]
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Did you tried asking about their relationship first before jumping to the deep end?
[He asked indifferent as he prepared some coffee, and hot water for some guest tea.]
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[DOUBLE FACEPALM]
She as much said he's just there because he... [He pulls his hands away from his face, frowning.] You know, now that I think of it she didn't say why he had to leave his apartment in the first place...
[Oh hey, there's a couch. He's sitting on it.]
Hnnngh... I don't really like the students spread out the way they are anyway... Not even so much "unsupervised" as much as just... having someone available for... [he flails with another round of sparks flying] for things like whatever the hell caused Bakugou to abandon his damn apartment in the first place.
[Annnnd he dives back into facepalming, elbows leaning on his knees. BEING A TEACHER IS FUCKING HARD. TEENAGERS ARE HARD. THIS WHOLE THING IS HARD.]
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Have a tea preference?
[It's going to be a long day. Shouta fixes his coffee first before setting a mug down with hot water for Toshinori and a basket of tea bags for him to choose. He leans against the kitchen counter in the meantime listening.]
Even if you tried asking, she probably doesn't know. [And Bakugou wouldn't give a straight answer. Did something scared or annoyed him enough?] It doesn't hurt to keep an eye on them. They seem to be fine.
[He takes a sip of his coffee real quick before continuing.]
By some chance this is some relationship, send them a box of condoms.
[Yes. He said it. Calmly. More coffee.]
So in other words, you want a house for you and the kids to live in together.
1/3
[He drags his hands down his face a bit and peeks through his fingers to see what Aizawa has just produced.]
I didn't know you liked tea...
[He reaches forward and rifles through the selection, plucking out a chai tea bag and plopping it in the water to steep, running a hand back through his hair.]
Thanks...
[He listens to the other man, and admittedly starting to calm back down a bit. He nods in agreement as far as Uraraka is concerned. He highly doubted Bakugou gave an explanation either. He bobbed the teabag in the water.]
Yeah... It just came up in conversation...
[He lifted the cup to take an experimental drink.]
2/3
[Apparently this is what it looked like to have your mind blown in Empathias.]
3/3
[He tries to clear his throat, taking another sip of tea (please don't nearly kill him again, Aizawa. Thank you.)]
And yeah... I'd feel a lot better about all of it. Or even if it was just the same building. [He sighs.] Don't get me wrong, I think they are okay on their own, but they shouldn't have to be on their own this young.
[Ok, so maybe he might be taking this more personally than he'd like to admit. But he has reasons okok. And those reasons suck.]
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[Sips more coffee. So why does he have some.... hmmm.
Omg that emotion. Shouta's cat ears suddenly perks up from the top of his head alarming. Damn All Might.]
Hormones. [He shrugs.] They're around the stage where they are curious and stuff. You can lecture them all you want, can't stop them all. It would be more logical to just prevent transmitting diseases and early mothers. Understand the dangers before exploring their sexuality.
Hormones are some serious shit at the start.
[Once all has calmed down, his car ears fold forward mending back into his hair.]
How about this, just find an apartment building with enough units. That way they can have their own privacy.
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Aa... I remember, I remember... [Well. More specifically he remembers everyone else around him. He'd been too focused on training to go girl (or boy??) crazy at the time. He honestly didn't get caught up in anything until he was in America and even then he mostly just wound up being drug along for the ride rather than pursuant of anything...]
[And he throws off a few more crackles and sparks coupled with a groan because of the horrific thought of pregnancy there and what might happen to a baby with the way people came and went]
Yes... just... best to be prepared... [He was going to die.]
[BUT OK. HOUSING. BACK TO HOUSING.]
Aa... Do you think they would be agreeable? I imagine push back from Bakugou just on principle. Perhaps Todoroki simply because he has been here the longest and may be attached to his space... [He finally looks up at Aizawa, gesturing around him.] What about you? Are you attached this this spot or would you be willing to relocate to help keep an eye on them?
[Please? PLEASE???]
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As for housing hmmm. He sighs.]
It doesn't matter long as it's simple. Just ask them first.
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Thank you, heh... You're a lot better at this than me... [He runs a hand back through his hair before continuing.] And yes, of course I would ask them. It isn't as though we can really force them to do anything here whether we think it's for their own good or not... hnn...
[He takes a sip of the tea without choking on it this time.]
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If you're that concerned, just ask them.
[Yes, he would get straight to the point. Yet, he is just smirking at the thought of it. Why? Cause would Toshinori be the type to so that?]
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Uuuh... [Shit, snap out of it] Right, yes. Right. I should probably just... look for something first...
...
But Young Bakugou and Young Uraraka... just leave them be for now you think? Or...?
[Why do you have cat ears?]
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You look distracted.
[He concludes.]
man I need Kenshin icons for this level of WTF
Can... you feel that...?
[He just kind of... points. Because whaaaaaat?]
YES
No. It's the same when you head exploded. You didn't feel much or you wouldn't have a head.
[Sip.]
/CRAI
[It's probably a good thing that Aizawa isn't right next to him because Toshinori has the insane urge to reach out to touch the tail because that is just so weird. (Also insanely fitting for some reason all things considered.
Also cute but that's neither here nor there...)]...
Does that happen often? [And here's a stupid awkward grin because, sorry, this is really amusing.]